Sunday, 29 January 2012

Que Pasa, Bitches?

Distance Traveled:   33,125 kms (BNE-MEL-SYD-BKK-PKT-BKK-CNX-BKK-PP-SR-BB-PP-HCMC-NC-TH-HA-H-L-MR-AG-SV)
Time Difference: -9 hours (from Brisbane)
Soundtrack: I am creating my own soundtracks at the moment.  I got sick of my iPad being a useless piece of luggage that I was carrying around for no reason and got myself some apps, one to teach myself some barbershop tags with (tags are the end bit of the song) and another with which I can record them in all four parts!  So I have been recording away, have done eight now (some better than others) and am having a great old time.  Since I don't have a quartet at the moment, I have created my own! 
Currently Inspired by: Life.
Stacks:  Heaps - one of the pitfalls of being in a really beautiful city is that while I am art / building / tree gazing, steps can creep up on me.  I've had a jarred ankle, a bloody toe and a painless but embarrassing slide in Alcazar.  There was a couple there who saw it, and I could see the woman trying so hard to suppress her laughter until I was gone.  Cow! :D
Words written: 33,884.  See "Soundtrack".  I've been busy.  Next week is set aside for writing.



Here I am in Sunny Seville.  Here they call it Sevilla (seh-BEE-yah) and I’ve been walking around for days singing a song about it to the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story...

Sevilla, I’m here in a town called Sevilla
And suddenly in Spain
There isn’t any rain, you see
Sevilla, your streets and cathedrals to me ah
Are lovely to behold
Your trees are made of gold
Sevillaaaaaaaa

Pretty City
I know it’s silly, but my relief at no longer being in Morocco is so great I just walk around everywhere with this huge smile, humming away to myself!  I didn’t realise how tense I was until I got here and relaxed.  Here, I am completely anonymous, once again.  Nobody looks at me.  Nobody speaks to me unless I speak to them first, I feel completely safe, and it’s absolutely wonderful.  Several years ago my friend Jeremy and I came to Spain but we stayed up around Madrid, doing a few towns within a couple of hours drive.  It was also winter when we were there, and it was absolutely freezing.  I’ll never forget the icy wind that chilled us to the bone.  We came to Spain to try and escape the English winter for a week, and it ended up being colder, go figure.  Here in the South it isn’t warm, and jackets and scarves are required to go outside at all, but the wind is virtually non-existent, so it means if you find a nice little spot in the sun you can strip down to your shirt and have a bit of a bake.  Nice.  We wanted to come to Seville last time and it was just too far so I’m incredibly glad that I didn’t miss out on seeing the place, because it is utterly charming.  If you are planning a trip to Spain, ensure you put it on your To Do List.  It’s the prettiest city I’ve ever seen.

Seville is the capital of the Andalucia region and has a population of around 700,000.  Much like Brisbane, the city is divided almost north / south by a river, the Guadalquivir in this case, and has half a dozen or so bridges to facilitate its crossings.  Unlike Brisbane, the river is a beautiful clear green colour.  At around 2,000 years old, the city of Seville has an extraordinary history and has produced a large number of famous explorers, politicians and artistes, notably poets.  I can see why - it is a very inspiring place.  It is visually characterised by the most amazing architecture, both modern and historical.  Since my first time here I’ve felt that Spain must be a haven for insane but brilliant architects and engineers who have been shunned by their more conservative peers, and Seville has done much to consolidate this theory.  Incredible feats of design and engineering greet you pretty much everywhere you look.  Seville is also notable for how incredibly green it is.  They really love their trees here.  “Spare bit of pavement?  Chuck a tree in it!” seems to be the city’s motto. (Note: the actual city motto is NO8DO, which means, rather inexplicably, Seville has not abandoned me.  Guess you had to be there.)

Orange Trees Everywhere
Most of these trees are orange trees (hence “trees are made of gold”) and I have been constantly surprised by how few oranges there actually are on the ground.  They must be remarkably diligent about picking them up, because there are simply tens of thousands of these trees all over the place, each one heavily laden with fruit.  The same goes for the number of horses that are in the city.  Everywhere you look they are standing around with their carriages, waiting to take tourists about the place.  I simply cannot believe how clean the streets are.  No oranges, no horse shit, no anything really!  And I’ve never seen anyone cleaning up... what happens to it all?  I’m afraid this might have to remain one of life’s great mysteries, as I’m off tomorrow and don’t have time to find and interrogate the city’s sanitation commissioner.  In addition, there are frequently oranges for sale in shops, which strikes me as rather silly in a place where you can’t walk two metres even in the heart of the city without coming nose first with an orange tree full of ripe fruit, seemingly for anyone to pick.  Sevillians must never get colds.  Strangely enough I have only had a mandarin since I got here... it was excellent though!  
This is a very pedestrian friendly town, and a lot of fun to walk around.  One minute you’ll be on a main drag, looking much like anywhere else in world (except for the profusions of tapas bars), next you’ll be walking on cobblestones down a tiny winding alley with four storeys of apartments on either side, a guy pulling cart in front of you, and a van behind him, good naturedly crawling along at human walking pace, half up on the pavement.  Next you’ll pop out and there will be an exceptionally beautiful building like the Torre Del Oro (old watchtower on the river), just sitting in front of you, no fanfare, no touristy stuff.  Just go and look if you want.  It’s a pretty casual setup all around.  I’m in Centro, which is the centre of town although not quite like the central business district.  More like the Queen Street Mall.  Boutiques line the streets here, and I’m finding it more and more difficult not to buy any shoes.  I was talking to someone the other day who reminded me about the fire that destroyed all of my stuff before I left, and I thought of all my beautiful shoes, and how they need to be replaced, and maybe I could just buy this pair, or this pair... arrrrrrgh.  I have been incredibly well behaved, and not bought ANY, however I have started biting my fingers when I walk past the shoe shops here, which is every day.  Do they really need to display them in the damn windows?

Mini goose burger with packet chips
The food here is exceptional.  Seville is famous for its tapas, and deservedly so.  I’ve had some amazing dishes.  There is a fabulous deli near me which serves lunch and dinner, and they have the most incredible menu made up (predominantly) from the products they sell over the counter.  I had to list a few items on their menu, because it is all just so good:  creamy vichyssoise (leek soup) with thin strips of cured ham and crusty bread; pinchos (small open baguettes) one with creamed artichoke, a baked artichoke heart and aforementioned ham, another with goat’s cheese, black pudding and crispy onions, and yet another with chestnuts, shredded quail in brine and black truffle oil, to name only a few of them; squid ink pasta salad with smoked salmon; mini goose burger with sheep’s cheese, ham and caramelised onions.  Drool.  I have eaten there almost once a day since I discovered it.  There is also an excellent tapas bar right across from my hotel which does a deal I was raving about on facebook, so I shall copy directly from that:  “OK so the place across from my hotel does two plates of tapas of choice, glass of wine of choice plus coffee or a sorbet for 10 euro. In addition, the tapas is excellent, the glass of wine is massive and it also comes with a basket of bread and a plate of olives (and hot waiters). Score!!!”  Indeed.  I have been rather slack with remembering to take photos of my food, but there are five additional photos in the food album that you can see by clicking here.

Creepy girl, bottom left
Can you see her again??
As well as orange trees, Seville has a profusion of remarkable and / or historical cultural sites, all within about a fifteen minute walk from my hotel.  (Aside: My hotel is excellent in terms of location, room, service, breakfast, and is only 55 euros per night.  It is a relief to know I can get this kind of deal in Europe.  Of course the fact that it is winter helps.)  The three places I have been that really had my jaw dropping were the Museum of Fine Art, Catedral de Santa Maria de la Sede (Seville Cathedral) and Alcazar.  I really had to laugh with regard to the museum.  It has one of the best religious art collections I have ever seen in my life, only second to the collections I saw in Rome really, and it’s this quiet little unassuming place tucked away in back alleys, it has no signage, and it costs 1 euro fifty cents to get in.  It takes about two hours to walk around if you’re really looking at the art.  I sat in front of a ten foot high triptych depicting the road to Calgary and the crucifixion for ages, until a little inappropriate girl in the bottom left hand corner of the left painting began to freak me out.  She was a chubby little thing, standing next to Jesus as he was kneeling under the weight of the cross, seemingly unaffected by the goings on, holding onto her mum’s thumb with one fat hand, and weirdly clutching a silver spoon in the other.  She was “clothed” in a see through pink toga which was down on one side, exposing her chest.  It was really, really, inappropriate and incongruous and I had a nasty reaction to it.  Unfortunately it then affected all the other paintings I looked at...  all the grotesque parts of them began to really pop out at me: men with bellies like women, demons with horrid tongues, limbs contorted impossibly, unrealistic proportions from body to head, horrible details like a dead skinned rodent on a plate on the table at the last supper and other nasty bits and pieces. Then I saw a painting done 25 years earlier by a different artist, and that weird little girl was in it!  Or so it seemed to me.  Oh and also they like to do sculptures of Jesus, but mostly of his dead and decapitated head (he wasn’t decapitated??), replete with neck tendons and bloody bone sticking out from the bottom.   

I was glad, finally to move from the religious section and into a special feature exhibit by a Spanish artist called Gonzalo Bilbao, who specialised mostly in portraits.  He had the most uncanny knack with eyes I think I’ve ever seen.  He made them seem so sad, and so soulful, like he managed to catch the subject while they were thinking about the worst day of their life, but trying to appear neutral in every other respect.  Spanish artists are a happy bunch, clearly.  Still, art is supposed to provoke a strong emotion, and in that it was successful, and gave me lots to think about.  Standing looking at pieces of art as fresh and bright as daisies which were painted 600 years ago never ceases to amaze me, and it was good to see a couple of paintings of the Archangel Michael, because he is a character in my book, and I like to see other people’s interpretations of him.

Inside Alcazar
Alcazar is the official Sevillian residence of the Spanish Royal Family, and when they are not there it is open to the public.  (I think most of it is always open, except for upstairs where they actually reside).  It was actually built initially as a Moorish Fort in the 10th century, and then renovations to turn it into a palace began in the 14th century.  You can tell it is not like any other European palace you’ll ever see, with the mosaic style and profusion of arches being more reflective of middle eastern architecture than anything else.  The grounds are expensively and beautifully tended, containing (of course) thousands of orange trees and amazing hedges and water features.  There are giant tapestries, hundreds of years old, just hanging in the halls, and an absolute maze of hallways that ensured it took me fifteen minutes to even figure out which way the exit was, and then another ten minutes to actually get there.  At which point I discovered that there was no security at the exit and people were just walking straight in.  So, tip for travellers to Seville, at Alcazar, try the exit first, as it may save you 8 and a half euro.  Click here to see the photos from Seville, the art museum and Alcazar.

Cathedral (not my photo)
Inside the Cathedral
Seville Cathedral is next to Alcazar, and it’s, well, bloody massive!  It’s the largest Gothic cathedral and the third largest cathedral in the world, only behind St Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican and another Basilica in Brazil.  Now I have been to St Peter’s Basilica and possibly my memory is failing (it was nine years ago), but the Seville Cathedral seemed much, much bigger.  I think perhaps they restrict access in St Peter’s.  They must, for security reasons, because Wiki tells me it is almost twice the size, which is ridiculous.  Basilicas notwithstanding, the Seville Cathedral is awe inspiring and actually daunting.  When you look up, there is a walkway that runs around the top, and looking at it from the ground, literally gave me vertigo for a minute.  A team of wild horses couldn’t drag me up there, not that it’s open to the public.  The cathedral itself only took about a hundred years to build, which is extraordinary when you think of the basic construction methods they had in the 1500s, and how incredibly high it is.  It’s amazing that it was built at all, in fact.  Il Duomo Cathedral in Milan, another impressive monolith and fifth largest in the world, took about four hundred years to build, if that gives you some idea.  Because it was simply so beautiful and impressive, I have given it its own photo album.  Unfortunately flashes were not permitted, and as it is quite dark in some places, a lot of the photos are blurry or unclear, which is a shame.  You can see them by clicking here.  Catholics and gold have quite the relationship, don’t they?  Like Buddhists and incense.  I always wonder about the other uses to which all that Catholic gold could be put, were it not filling the coffers of fat bishops and adorning the endless buildings and statues erected to the fantasy that is religion!

Til Next We Speak
*LOVE*
N



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